trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

beastworu:

allo-mishamigos:

julystorms:

beastworu:

god is dead and we didn’t even just kill him we completely annihilated him

THAT IS thE NastIEST THING I AHVE EVER SEEN

please tell me this is extremely fake and would never exist even in an au of our world

show this to the moreos guy

no moreo

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

billyboydismybaby:

aardvarkjuice:

thelittlestagemanager:

valerieparker:

snapeschristmaslist:

Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120

“Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.”

Wait wait wait

so there was a theory bouncing around that Trelawney was actually scary accurate, right?

What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?

THATS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING

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I’m done.

*sobs*

It’s interesting because if you go back and reread the books, every single one of Trelawney’s predictions, even the really ridiculous ones, came true. So this is actually not only possible but highly probable.

teaforyourginaa:

nonjutsu:

bellecosby:

bellecosby:

White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

Jennifer Aniston (45)

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Paul Rudd (45)

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Mariska (50)

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all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

the secrets out

WELP